Anonymous: B and z

B: favorite band? Red Hot Chili Pepperssss

Z: how are you? I’m tired. like always pretty much haha

mom: who are you laughing with?
me: my laptop
what if you did actually date a musician

me: listening to music
them: what are you listening to?
me: you

dylanobylan:

i went to look up coup de foudre (“love at first sight”) but i fucked up

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i fucked up so much

i didn’t know it was possible to fuck it up this much

(via possibillties)

saitin:

me when i cum 

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(via ilikeuyouu)

dutchster:

homophobia is stupid. who the hell is afraid of homes

(via im-the-fucking-hero)

sharonosbourne:

people that are in relationships but still flirt with you anyway

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(Source: andrewbelami, via kixxinq)