the-vampire-originals:

rsvnr:

You know, I think one of the worst feelings is finding out that you didn’t mean as much to someone as you thought you did, and you just feel stupid, and because you looked desperate, about caring too much.

All the time…

(via wealthyblonde)

penguln:

penguln:

possiblypensive:

*slips you 20 bucks* reblog my text posts

*takes 20 bucks* no

wait shit

(via bugsbunnyinator)

fieryfruit:

when the pizza so good you have an existential crisis 

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vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

(via wealthyblonde)

happiest:

People want this massive list of things in a relationship, I just want someone to fucking love me.

(via pizza)

grumpys:

i hate when you’re not in the same mood as your friend like when you want to slay your enemies and feast on their flesh and your friend wants to dance in a field of daisies and sing for the sake of singing like no stop that grab a pitchfork

(via bugsbunnyinator)

selmabouvier:

i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”

(Source: paulbearer, via wealthyblonde)

teamrocketing:

*knocks you out with a calculator* bet you weren’t counting on that

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