why is it so fucking hard to let go of something you used to love, but have grown to hate so much? 

platypoose:

*signs a legal document with a glitter gel pen*

(Source: alienmeg, via ruinedchildhood)

“What’s a Period?”

falloutnaluatthetardis:

….Uterus wants baby.

Person doesn’t have baby.

Uterus wants revenge

(Source: prvblemvtic, via bexie-lee)

cakejam:

adobe-outdesign:

sociallychallengednerd:

what if lawn mowers are so loud because they have to cover the screams of the grass being massacred. 

http://media.tumblr.com/9e0ccfbe05bb74b6c1070ff6c2a54558/tumblr_inline_mjwffvintM1qz4rgp.gif

wow what version of windows do u have this is 2014

(via spork)

dudishly:

Me running away from my adult responsibilities:

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(Source: blowyourmindbabys, via alwaysthesecondocean)

bakrua:

Due to unfortunate circumstances, I am awake.

(Source: baku, via alwaysthesecondocean)

"I’m scared that I won’t be the soulmate of my soulmate."

—2am thoughts (via difficult)

(via alwaysthesecondocean)

ghostfaeiry:

when u get close to someone n u just think ‘i wonder when they will leave’ and ‘it’s gonna rly hurt when they do’

(Source: sicksadfaeiry, via tittieattack)

cactuseeds:

istanbul1997:

things I’ve learned to say to boys:
-you’re not funny
-don’t talk to me like I’m dumb
-I probably know more about this than you do
-don’t fucking talk about her like that
-I’m not comfortable with this
-I don’t owe you anything
-you just repeated exactly what I said
-no

PREACH

(via lovey-ness)