bisexualpiratequeen:

I’m trying hard to live by Cat Principles.

1. I am glorious above all things
2. Eat when hungry, sleep when sleepy, play when bored
3. Affection is given and received on my terms and only mine
4. Show displeasure clearly.
5. NO
6. Demand the things you want. If they aren’t given, demand them again, but louder this time.
7. If you are touched when you don’t want to be, say so. If they continue to touch you, make them bleed.

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seashellhouse:

I don’t know if my friends understand that they could literally invite me over to sit on their floor and watch a stupid movie. Like I’m really not hard to please, you don’t even have to feed me. Very low maintenance friend right here…I just want to do something that is not at my house okay.

(via itsmemacleod)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

fairhies:

If I reply with “oh” I either don’t give a fuck or I feel like i’ve been punched in the throat

(via mynamesmittens)

lvysaur:

Isn’t it weird how glue doesn’t get stuck to the container it’s in

(Source: nxte, via pendents)

hi-i-like-bastille:

if you think im a loser who likes music too much then you’re definitely right

(via c4t-feathers)

when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza

bgcfan4ever:

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