me, about to get mauled to death by a wolf: puppy! who's a handsome puppy

jerkenglish:

do you ever wonder how many tourist photos you’re in the background of

(Source: wunjos, via mynameisceece)

teenager:

Im eating just in case i get hungry later

(via bugsbunnyinator)

gerardwoah:

'It's all in your head'

yes
which is why it’s called mental illness you incompetent piece of shit

(via warmcozy)

altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via nostalgicbloodstream)